[Vision2020] Trump Urges Spy Agencies To Lay Off Russia And Focus On Threat Posed By Actresses

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Mon Jan 9 08:29:51 PST 2017


Courtesy of the New Yorker at:

http://tinyurl.com/Trump-Focuses-on-Actresses

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TRUMP URGES SPY AGENCIES TO LAY OFF RUSSIA AND FOCUS ON THREAT POSED BY ACTRESSES
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an emergency meeting at Trump Tower on Monday morning, President-elect Donald J. Trump urged the heads of the nation’s intelligence agencies to “stop picking on Russia” and instead focus on “the very real threat” posed by Hollywood actresses.

Calling the recent allegations against Russia a “witch hunt,” Trump told the intelligence chiefs that their investigations of Russian President Vladimir Putin were distracting them from “America’s real enemy, actresses.”

Growing increasingly irate, he laid out a series of proposals for dealing with what he called a “scourge,” including mandatory registration of actresses and a temporary ban on actresses entering the country.

Additionally, he said that the flow of actresses could be “cut off at the source” by having F.B.I. agents infiltrate improv classes.

“Nothing should be taken off the table,” Trump reportedly said.

The President-elect also complained that, under President Barack Obama, actresses have been allowed to operate with impunity. “Barack Obama is basically the founder of actresses,” he said.

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