[Vision2020] Fwd: Today's Joke: A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are in the college dean's waiting room ...

[Tom Hansen]

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> From: "A Prairie Home Companion" <no-reply at americanpublicmedia.org>
> Date: October 7, 2015 at 12:50:26 AM PDT
> To: thansen at moscow.com
> Subject: ADV: Today's Joke: A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are in the college dean's waiting room ...
> Reply-To: "A Prairie Home Companion" <no-reply at americanpublicmedia.org>
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> from A Prairie Home Companion®
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> A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are in the college dean's waiting room when a fire breaks out in a wastebasket.
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> The physicist says, "Hurry, we need to lower the temperature below the ignition point to put the fire out!" The chemist says, "No! We need to deprive the fire of one the reactants!"
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> Meanwhile the statistician is running around setting fires in all the other wastebaskets. "What are you doing??" the other two scream.The statistician answers, "Trying to get an adequate sample size..." 
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> From Bob Smith, Chicago, Illinois
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