[Vision2020] Headlines from . . . "The Onion" or "Fox News"?

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Mon May 20 08:19:17 PDT 2013


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30 Titles From Fox And The Onion — Can You Guess Which Are From Where?
What if Anonymous secretly switches Fox and the Onion’s articles around? Would anyone notice? Well, we’re about to find out.

Below are 30 titles of “news” articles, taken either from the Onion or the Fox News website (note: some articles are from the opinion section). Your job is to guess which website they are from. How many do you think you can get right?

1) “Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame For Scandals.”

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2) “Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama’s Hopelessly Naive Speech.”

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3) “A HAPPY SURPRISE: Wife Drops 100+ Pounds During Soldier’s Time Away.”

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4) “Radical Treatment Option Needed for Obama’s Scandal Sickness.”

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5) “Obama, Rachel Goldstein Really Hitting It Off On Group Trip To Israel.”

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6) ”Obama Slow Walking into Scandal Swamp.”

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7) “Nation Supposes It’s Outraged By White House Scandals.”

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8) “Scandals Prompt Comparisons Between Nixon, Obama Administrations.”

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9) “IRS Reportedly Grilled Pro-Life Group About The ‘Content Of Their Prayers’.”

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10) “Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight.”

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11) “Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System.”

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12) ”American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Them.”

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13) “Boehner Just Wants Wife To Listen, Not Come Up With Alternative Debt-Reduction Ideas.”

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14) ”Illinois Lawmakers Crack Down On Social Media ‘Flash Mobs’.”

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15) “Romney Blames Loss On Successfully Communicating His Message To Minorities.”

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16) “Why the Bible Is The Best Graduation Gift You Can Give.”

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17) ”USSR Wins Space Race As U.S. Shuts Down Shuttle Program.”

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18) “Obama is failing as CEO of America, Inc.”

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19) “Obama Seeks to Calm Jitters on his Health Law.”

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20) “‘This Is A Pointless Trip,’ Obama Says While Shaking Hands With Netanyahu.”

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21) “Obama Fires Blanks in First Test of Second Term Clout.”

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22) “Obama Blanks On What He’s Ineffectually Urging Congress To Take Action On Now.”

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23)”Republicans Press For More Documents On Benghazi, Dems Say Case Closed.”

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24) “It’s Time For President Obama And Justice Thomas To Talk.”

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25) “Texas Republican Sen. Cruz eligible To Be President Should He Decide To Run.”

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26) “Atheist Stephen Hawking and Church of Scotland both determined to demonize Israel.”

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27) ”Obama Says Military Leaders ‘Ashamed’ Of Their Failure To End Sexual Abuse.”

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28) “The Mass Exodus Of Christians From The Muslim World.”

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29) “The Reelection Of Barack Obama: Four More Years Of Crushing America’s Hopes And Dreams.”

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30) ”Congress Passes ‘America Is #1′ Bill.”

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Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"There's room at the top they are telling you still 
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill 
If you want to be like the folks on the hill."

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