[Vision2020] A Blonde Joke for Thursday

[Janesta]

thanks for the chuckle, Tom!

On Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 2:34 PM, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:

> My apologies to anybody offended by blonde jokes.
>
> If that be the case, I urge those offended by blonde jokes not to read any
> further.
>
> That said . . .
>
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>
> An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
>
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>
> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter; 'Hey, you wanna
> hear a blonde joke?
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
> the woman next to him says;
>
> Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
> are blind, that you should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
>
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
>
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
>
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;  Not
> if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!
>
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>
> Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .
>
> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
> http://www.MoscowCares.com
>
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
>
> "There's room at the top they are telling you still
> But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
> If you want to be like the folks on the hill."
>
> - John Lennon
>
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