[Vision2020] Election Year Limericks

[Tom Hansen]

The Republican platform, I read,

With a deepening feeling of dread:

Right in the Preamble,

A misquote, unbearable!

Consent of governed’s in Constitution instead?

- Kathleen Rybarczyk (Baltimore)

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Right-wingers seem more than unbright,

Since when Ryan says Romney will fight

To end medicare,

Women’s rights, and clean air,

They hear, “Vote for us since we’re both white.”

- Mike Moulton (Gainesville, Fla.)

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Help for Mitt has been offered by — Newt!

To make debates wily and cute,

He tweets him to speak,

With brashness and cheek –

And Obama will have him en croute!

- Shirley Stuart (Berkeley, Calif.)

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“Obama’s not leading!” they stewed.

“The political polls are all skewed!”

In the Fox & Friends bubble,

The numbers mean trouble:

If accurate, Romney is screwed.

- Chris Doyle (Ponder, Texas)

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Twixt a pitcher of ice and a vase,

And $50K plates of fois gras,

A camera recorded,

Mitt’s views that were sordid,

Inept, filled with fibs and faux pas.

- Jean Pouliot (Newburyport, Mass.)


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Seeya at the polls, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares"
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students.  The college students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)
 
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