[Vision2020] how to wash a cat

[Bill London]

      Subject: HOW TO WASH A CAT





                How to wash a cat

                This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

                1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
                the water in the bowl...

                2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
                bathroom.

                3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
                You may need to stand on the lid.

                4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never
                mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually
                enjoying this!

                5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash'
                and 'Rinse'.

                6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
                are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

                7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
                lift the lid.


                8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
                bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

                9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

                Yours Sincerely,
                The Dog

           
     
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