[Vision2020] If Santa Claus was a Politician, To Which Party Would He Belong?

[Art Deco]

Yes.

Especially since only the nice get presents.

w.


On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 1:18 AM, Paul Rumelhart <godshatter at yahoo.com>wrote:

>
> Obviously he's a democrat.  "Presents under the tree" has to be the
> biggest entitlement boondoggle this country has ever seen.
>
> Paul
>
> On 12/11/2012 02:47 PM, Tom Hansen wrote:
>
>> I feel that Santa Claus would be a republican for two reasons . . .
>>
>> 1 - Santa Claus would be required to create a "retirement fund" and a
>> health care package if the elves organized.  Costs related to these
>> benefits may be incurred by children globally as less and less of their
>> (the children's) Christmas lists are fulfilled.
>>
>> 2 - Children are required to meet the standards established by someone
>> with whom they rarely, if ever, interact.  Failure to meet those standards
>> places that child on the "Naughty List" without any due process, ultimately
>> resulting in his requested Christmas list being inexplicably reduced to a
>> chunk of coal.
>>
>> And what about Mrs. Claus?  Has anybody heard anything from/about her?
>>  Is he permitted to seek a career?  Or is she locked up in some North Pole
>> "playhouse" accessible only by Santa?
>>
>> Thoughts?
>>
>> Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .
>>
>> "Moscow Cares"
>> http://www.MoscowCares.com
>>    Tom Hansen, CPL  (Commie Pinko Liberal)
>> Moscow, Idaho
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