[Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.

[Donovan Arnold]

Carl,
 
You really expect us to believe there was a radio station in North Dakota? Why didn't the ten of you in the state back then just call each other? 
 
Is it true that in North Dakota birds just drop dead of exhaustion circling around unable to find a tree or building to land on?
 
Donovan Arnold

From: Carl Westberg <idahovandal1 at live.com>
To: vision2020 at moscow.com
Sent: Friday, September 30, 2011 3:56 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.


Two friends, one liberal and one conservative, were fishing in the early evening on a nearby river.  After a couple of hours with neither one getting so much as a nibble, the liberal looked across the river and commented that the fish were probably plentiful over there.  His conservative friend agreed, but noted that there was no bridge in sight and the river was too wide and swift to try to cross any other way.  The liberal, after a moment, said he had an idea, telling his friend that "hey, why don't I shine my flashlight across to the other side and you could walk across along the beam and tell me how it looks".  After thinking it over for a minute, the conservative said "You must really think I'm stupid.  I'd get half way across the river, and you'd turn the flashlight off".  What does this have to do with any of this?  Nothing, and when I was working in radio in Great Falls it was a North Dakota joke.....


> Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 09:47:02 -0700
> From: lfalen at turbonet.com
> To: ckovis at turbonet.com; jborden at datawedge.com
> CC: vision2020 at moscow.com
> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.
> 
> Chuch
> My forward was a bit of humor. There does not seam to be any objection to left wing humor on here, but you folks get all twitterbaited about humor from the right. You post below shows that you are the racist. A conservative does not give a damn whether someone is white, black, green or blue, but is for individual rights for EVERYONE.
> Roger
> -----Original message-----
> From: "Chuck Kovis" ckovis at turbonet.com
> Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 11:38:43 -0700
> To: "Jay Borden" jborden at datawedge.com
> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.
> 
> > Add this:
> > 
> > If a conservative doesn't like deficit spending by a conservative he'll just 
> > ignore it.
> > If a conservative doesn't like deficit spending by a BLACK conservative 
> > he'll publicly decry it.
> > 
> > Chuck Kovis
> > 
> > 
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Jay Borden" <jborden at datawedge.com>
> > To: <nickgier at roadrunner.com>; "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>; "lfalen" 
> > <lfalen at turbonet.com>
> > Cc: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:36 AM
> > Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.
> > 
> > 
> > > Right. So add one more to that list:
> > >
> > > If a conservative doesn't like the use of FULL CAPS to highlight a 
> > > message, he'll just ignore it.
> > > If a liberal doesn't like the use of FULL CAPS, he'll publicly decry their 
> > > use.
> > >
> > >
> > > Jay
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: nickgier at roadrunner.com [mailto:nickgier at roadrunner.com]
> > > Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:18 AM
> > > To: Tom Hansen; lfalen; Jay Borden
> > > Cc: vision2020 at moscow.com
> > > Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.
> > >
> > > Hi Jay,
> > >
> > > You a welcomed addition to the Vision, but I think that you and others 
> > > will make your points just as well by not using FULL CAPS all the time, 
> > > especially if your are nodding rather than shaking for nonsense.
> > >
> > > Nick
> > >
> > > ---- Jay Borden <jborden at datawedge.com> wrote:
> > >> Well, with the vast majority of opinions being decidedly liberal on this 
> > >> discussion board, it is nice to be NODDING my head once in a while 
> > >> instead of SHAKING it.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Jay
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com 
> > >> [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com] On Behalf Of Tom Hansen
> > >> Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2011 10:46 AM
> > >> To: lfalen
> > >> Cc: vision2020 at moscow.com
> > >> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Fw: People with opposite outlooks.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Is this what you call fair and balanced, Mr. Falen?
> > >>
> > >> Seeya round town, Moscow.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Tom Hansen
> > >>
> > >> Moscow, Idaho
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> "When all is said and done, have you done or said enough? Have you just 
> > >> gone along for the ride, or have you steered destiny's hotrod? When you 
> > >> leave this world, did you make it any better than it was when you 
> > >> arrived? All you need is all you've got: your wits and the clothes on 
> > >> your back. Your epitaph is yours to earn. Your legacy is yours to 
> > >> make."
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> - Author Unknown
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> On Sep 29, 2011, at 10:42, lfalen <lfalen at turbonet.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> -----Original message-----
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Subject: People with opposite outlooks.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> This has been around before, but I still think it's worth 
> > >> reading again.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> A rather gentle explanation of the difference in 
> > >> thinking between people with opposite outlooks.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> A young woman was about to finish her first year of 
> > >> college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very 
> > >> liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher 
> > >> taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution 
> > >> of wealth.
> > >>
> > >> She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather 
> > >> staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the 
> > >> lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a 
> > >> professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, 
> > >> selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
> > >>
> > >> One day she was challenging her father on his 
> > >> opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government 
> > >> programs.
> > >>
> > >> The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her 
> > >> professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He 
> > >> responded by asking how she was doing in school.
> > >>
> > >> Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she 
> > >> had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting 
> > >> that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly 
> > >> studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people 
> > >> she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really 
> > >> have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
> > >>
> > >> Her father listened and then asked, "How is your 
> > >> friend Audrey doing?"
> > >>
> > >> She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she 
> > >> takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. 
> > >> She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always 
> > >> invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for 
> > >> classes because she's too hung over."
> > >>
> > >> Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go 
> > >> to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it 
> > >> to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA 
> > >> and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
> > >>
> > >> The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's 
> > >> suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be 
> > >> fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, 
> > >> and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her 
> > >> degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
> > >>
> > >> The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 
> > >> "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
> > >>
> > >> If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit 
> > >> on, this is a great test!
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy 
> > >> one.
> > >> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns 
> > >> outlawed.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat 
> > >> meat.
> > >> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat 
> > >> products banned for everyone.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how 
> > >> to better his situation.
> > >> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he 
> > >> switches channels.
> > >> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut 
> > >> down.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to 
> > >> church.
> > >> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and 
> > >> Jesus silenced.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he 
> > >> goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> > >> A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his 
> > >> friends can have a good laugh.
> > >> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
> > >>
> > >> Well, I forwarded it to you.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> This has been around before, but I still think it's worth reading again.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> A rather gentle explanation of the difference in thinking between people 
> > >> with opposite outlooks.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many 
> > >> others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among 
> > >> other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support 
> > >> more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
> > >>
> > >> She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, 
> > >> a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had 
> > >> participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that 
> > >> her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he 
> > >> thought should be his.
> > >>
> > >> One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes 
> > >> on the rich and the need for more government programs.
> > >>
> > >> The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the 
> > >> truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she 
> > >> was doing in school.
> > >>
> > >> Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and 
> > >> let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking 
> > >> a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her 
> > >> no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even 
> > >> have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends 
> > >> because she spent all her time studying.
> > >>
> > >> Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"
> > >>
> > >> She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy 
> > >> classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so 
> > >> popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to 
> > >> all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes 
> > >> because she's too hung over."
> > >>
> > >> Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's 
> > >> office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend 
> > >> who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly 
> > >> that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
> > >>
> > >> The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired 
> > >> back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really 
> > >> hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! 
> > >> Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I 
> > >> worked my tail off!"
> > >>
> > >> The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the 
> > >> conservative side of the fence."
> > >>
> > >> If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great 
> > >> test!
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
> > >> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
> > >> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for 
> > >> everyone.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his 
> > >> situation.
> > >> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
> > >> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
> > >> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping 
> > >> for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> > >> A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
> > >>
> > >> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a 
> > >> good laugh.
> > >> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
> > >>
> > >> Well, I forwarded it to you.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
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