[Vision2020] FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Sun Nov 27 16:55:25 PST 2011

Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:

FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable
Texas Governor Approved for School Lunches

WASHINGTON – In a decision that raised some eyebrows in the nutrition community, the Food and Drug Administration announced today that it had declared Texas Governor Rick Perry a vegetable.

The decision, effective immediately, means that a serving of Mr. Perry would be approved for school lunches across the nation.

In an official statement, Mr. Perry said he was “surprised and honored” by the FDA’s decision.

“As a vegetable, I am honored to join the other three food groups,” said Gov. Perry.  “Meat, dairy, and… nope, can’t do it.  Oops.”


Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

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