[Vision2020] Three Things From Rick Perry

Sue Hovey suehovey at moscow.com
Fri Nov 11 20:58:50 PST 2011


I doubt that will be a problem for Cain.  He remembers lots of things that 
didn't happen.  Or forcasts events that already have..."China is seeking to 
develop nuclear power."  One thing in his favor, he does pronounce "nuclear" 
correctly.  Our former Prez had a bit of a problem with that word.

Sue H.

-----Original Message----- 
From: lfalen
Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:14 AM
To: Tom Hansen ; Moscow Vision 2020
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Three Things From Rick Perry

Kind of funny, however if you had never sexually harassed someone It would 
be a little hard to remember their names.
Roger
-----Original message-----
From: Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:02 -0800
To: Moscow Vision 2020 vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: [Vision2020] Three Things From Rick Perry

> Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:
>
> http://www.borowitzreport.com/
>
> ------------------------------
> Three Things from Rick Perry
> About Last Night
>
>
> Dear American:
>
> Okay, lookit, there are three things I forgot to mention last night.
>
> Firstly, you should never drink before a debate.  Right after that danged 
> thing was over I had to stick my head in the porcelain throne and that 
> lawn gnome Ron Paul had to hold my hair.  This morning my head hurts like 
> it was hit with a hammer in one of those movies with Larry, Curly, and… 
> Larry, Curly, and what’s the other one?  Ah, shit.
>
> Now here’s B: the American people have to decide what’s worse, forgetting 
> which agencies you plan to get rid of or forgetting which ladies you tried 
> to nail when you were running the National Restaurant Association.  I can 
> tell you this, if somebody asked me if I remembered who I’d sexually 
> harassed I could sure as shit tell you their names.  But please don’t ask 
> me that.
>
> And finally, number 3: what the hell was number 3 again?  I’ve got it on 
> the tip of my tongue.  Nope, I’ve lost it.  Oops.
>
> Vote for me,
>
> Rick Perry
>
>
> ------------------------------
>
> There are three types of people in this world, V-peeps; those that can 
> count and those that can't.
>
> Seeya round town, Moscow.
>
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
>
>
>

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