[Vision2020] Fw: Fw: FREE KITTENS (Political Humor)

[lfalen]

This is humor, so please do not take offense, but feel free to post anti-republican humor. Lets try to lighten things up a bit.
Roger
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From: rafalen rafalen at turbonet.com
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:32:50 -0800
To: lfalen at turbonet.com
Subject: Fw: FREE KITTENS (Political Humor)


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From: Krista Parkins bkparkins at tds.net
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:59:33 -0800
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Subject: FREE KITTENS (Political Humor)



    FREE KITTENS

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    A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in
    front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of
    tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.


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    Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the
    lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

    "Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
    basket?" he asked.

    "Kittens," little Suzy said.

    "How old are they?" asked Obama.

    Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

    "And what kind of kittens are they?"

    "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

    Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called
    his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the
    president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled
    media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

    So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her
    basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this
    time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out
    of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

    "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my
    friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

    "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

    Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but...
    yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS"

    Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their
    eyes open."

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