[Vision2020] "The Swift Demise of Rep. Christopher Lee" by Calvin Trillin

[Tom Hansen]

I'm sure glad y'all like poetry.

I got loads more like this one.

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"The Swift Demise of Rep. Christopher Lee"
By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet

A member of Congress named Christopher Lee—
A buff enough member, we all would agree—
Was hoping on Craigslist to go on a spree.
So, shirtless, he posted a “How about me?”—
Not knowing that someone with Google could see
He wasn't the guy he’d pretended to be,
And, yes, he was married and thus hardly free.
Now Christopher Lee is naught but debris.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown