[Vision2020] "Michele: A Serenade by Iowa Social Conservatives"

[Tom Hansen]

Michele: A Serenade by Iowa Social Conservatives
By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet

(With apologies to the Beatles)

Michele, our belle,
Thinks that gays will all be sent to hell.
That’s Michele.

Michele, our belle,
Thinks they’re sick but could be made all well.
Yes, Michele.

She just needs to turn them toward Jesus.
They’re going through a phase
That leads to filthy ways.
But with her hubby’s help these guys could
All be John Wayne.

Michele, our belle,
Views you have are suiting us just swell.
Our Michele.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Author Unknown