[Vision2020] Ain't No Liberal No More!

[Tom Hansen]

“Ain’t No Liberal No More”
By Roy Zimmerman and the Foremen

http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Aint_No_Liberal.mp3

(Come on!  Sing along . . . )

I saw a blinding flash of light
So I pulled over to the first church on the right.

Chorus:
I feel so good, ain’t no doubt,
Wanna laugh and shout about it
‘Cause I once was a liberal,
But I ain’t no liberal no more.

I saw a bum on the curb today.
I hit the gas and covered him with gutter spray.
(Chorus)

My heart is jumpin’ and my head is swimming.
I feel like I could take the vote away from women.
(Chorus)

On that joyful day, yes on the glorious day,
The day I threw my Birkenstocks away,
The angel told me, “Oh, ye man of sin,
Open up your bleeding heart and let Pat Buchanan in!”

I saw a starving third world nation,
So I exploited its underprivileged population.
(Chorus)

I wanna be there when we take the streets.
So I cut out two little eyeholes in my sheets.
(Chorus)

On the joyful day, yes on that glorious day,
The day I burned up all my macrame’,
The angel told me what is good for GM
Is good for me, and me, and me, and hell with the rest of them.

I used to be so paranoid,
But now I’m – what?!

I feel so good, ain’t no doubt.
Wanna laugh and shout about it.
‘Cause I once was a liberal,
But I ain’t no liberal,

And I once was a peacenik,
But I bought stock in Lockheed.
And I once was a union man,
But I got me this nice office.

And I once was a feminist,
But I just don’t understand women.
And I once supported rent control,
But I inherited some property.

And I once was anti-censorship,
But I don’t have time for fiction.
And I once hated racism,
But I figure, why fight it?

And I once was a liberal,
But I ain’t no liberal . . .
No more.

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Seeya at the Wingding on the 15th, Moscow
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Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown