[Vision2020] Language Filled With Impurities
thansen at moscow.com
Fri Jul 9 07:33:33 PDT 2010
Courtesy of today's (July 9, 2010) Spokesman-Review.
Language filled with impurities
Shawn Vestal, The Spokesman-Review
The Bonner County GOP is going to have to get busy.
After all, when you accept the mission of purifying the language, you
cant merely banish fiesta from your booth at the fair.
Heavens, no. If you want to support the snowy white English language,
youre going to have to go after rodeo, too. And there better not be any
frozen, chocolate-covered bananas for sale. And the spun-sugar candy
will need to be called something other than cotton, given the old French
roots of that word. Hamburgers are out, of course. All those Germanic
The fair wont be the same, but it will be all English.
So long as you count Olde English.
Purifying the language is tough work, but ever so important. Sometimes,
when were not vigilant, mistakes can be made. Such as the decision to
make Fiesta at the Fair the theme of the upcoming Bonner County Fair and
The county Republican Party sent a letter to the governor of Arizona
motto: Show us your papers, brown ones asking for AZ license plates to
display at the fair as a show of solidarity, and proudly stating they
would use the word celebrate instead of fiesta at their booth.
Cornel Rasor, GOP central committee chairman and Bonner County
commissioner, signed the letter, but hes not all that eager to take
credit for it. When we talked Thursday morning, he seemed a little stung
about the whole fiasco (oops, Italian roots; kerfuffle?). The letter has
been the subject of coverage in this paper and others, as well as online.
He says hes been unfairly labeled a racist.
I objected to the objection to fiesta,  he said. I thought it
was silly myself. The simple fact was we were looking for a way to support
I asked Rasor to put me in touch with those who didnt think the idea was
silly. I waited by the phone, but none of them called. I dont know, guys.
If youre going to go full stupid, theres no point in backing off. It
suggests a lack of conviction. And while I can sympathize with Rasor, I
cant sympathize much: He signed the thing.
In a news report, Rasor said the difference between fiesta and celebrate
was really just spelling. Theyre simply synonyms.
Good point! It got me thinking there are lots of synonyms we could use,
instead of miscegenating the Mother Tongue with words other people used
I think the folks in Coeur dAlene will be excited to press forward with
the citys new name: Heart of the Awl.
Pend Oreille County will be thrilled to call itself Hangs from Ear County.
Rasor himself could work on renaming that big old body of water in Bonner
County: Lake Hangs from Ear. Well change Boise to Wooded. Montana to
Mountain. Colorado to Reddish.
But what about Idaho? Thats a toughie. Years ago, we were taught in
fourth-grade Idaho history that the name came from the Indian word
ee-da-how, meaning gem of the mountains or morning light or English
only or something. That would be bad enough if it were true, but the fact
is the name was made up by white dudes.
They actually invented a non-English name for the state. Its enough to
make you sick.
But now its time to focus on the future. I have prepared a list of the
places the purity brigade can begin. Theres been a lot of word-mixing
over the years a Spanish vocabulo crawls into the tent here, a French
mot tiptoes through a side flap there and its going to take some doing
to root them all out.
Therell be no more going to the cafeteria, and no more eating of
avocados, chocolate, anchovies. No more barbecues on patios. No
chili, cocoa, daiquiris. No tuna, tomatoes, tapioca.
Tacos and burritos? Shut your mouth.
No more lassoing mustangs at ranches. No stampedes. No wranglers
or burros or corrals.
Once you start looking, you find all sorts of unbecoming words of Spanish
origin in the woodpile. Alligator, barracuda, canyon, hurricane, hoosegow,
Some of our most treasured racial slurs derive, ironically, from
screwed-up interpretations of other languages. Pickaninny comes from
pequeño, Spanish for little. Dago is thought to be a misbegotten
descendent of Diego. Wop is a bastardization from the Italian.
Really, people. Theres no point raising your bigot flag in some foreign
language. Is that what were all about, here in America?
No. What were all about is English. Theres just something about that
Mother Tongue. Though, now that I think about it, doesnt English come
from another country? Isnt it the tongue of tyranny? Doesnt it represent
all we broke away from, lo those many years ago, when we told King George
to stick it and sent the redcoats packing?
Maybe Ive got that wrong. In any case, theres no time to stop and think
about it. Theres work to do. Like that Idaho license plate? Famous
I hate to tell you this, but its got to go. Famous comes from France,
of all places. And potato? That one has Spanish roots, too the word
and the thing itself.
Nos vemos en la ciudad, Moscow.
Sehen sie in der stadt, Moscow.
Tingnan mo sa paligid ng bayan, Moscow.
Féach tú timpeall an bhaile, Moscow.
Seeya round town, Moscow.
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and the Realist adjusts his sails."
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