[Vision2020] Unused Ticket to Humanitarian Bowl 2009 Available on eBay

[Tom Hansen]

Apparently somebody who had purchased a ticket for the Humanitarian Bowl
was unable to use it and, therefor, is selling it (clean and unused) on
eBay.

http://tinyurl.com/Humanitarian-Bowl-Ticket

The seller added his comments in the "Description".

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Hi,

I am selling this UNUSED 2009 Roady's Humanitarian Bowl ticket because I
would like $5.00 to buy a pack of cigarettes for woman that caused me to
miss this game.  I'm buying her cigarettes so she can die faster, and stop
ruining my life.

Anything over $5.00 I will use to go to Sonic to buy her as much fried
cheese as she could possibly stick in the black hole that is her fat
mouth.  I figure a nice combination of fried cheese and cigarettes should
be able to keep her off my back for a little while so that I'm able to
enjoy my own life for a little bit.

Any die-hard Vandal fan knows what happened in that game, and to miss it
because of this woman is absolute BUL*SH*T

This ticket is in mint condition, as it never saw my wallet/pocket...and
now that I have said "mint" this fat cow is wondering if we're going for
ice cream.

I am only asking for 10% of the price that I paid to NOT watch this game
in person.  Which makes sense because this woman has consumed, and killed
90% of what used to my manhood, and all the food in Idaho.

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Yes, I do sense a touch of hostility in the tone of his comment.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown