[Vision2020] Arrestee at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

[Kenneth Marcy]

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in 
Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi 
Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back 
in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

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The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this 
week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping 
supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He 
also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in 
November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted 
him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel 
for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen 
blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much 
tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries 
do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to 
limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for 
everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop 
it ever happening." 

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Ken