[Vision2020] On Auction at Ebay - Dinner With Sarah Palin

[Tom Hansen]

Courtesy of eBay at:

http://tinyurl.com/DinnerWithPalin

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You are bidding on:
DINNER FOR FIVE WITH SARAH PALIN

How would you like to have dinner with Sarah Palin? This is the chance of
a lifetime to experience an evening with Governor Sarah Palin.

The former Vice Presidential candidate and Governor of Alaska was selected
as one of America's "Top 10 Most Fascinating People" of 2008 for a Barbara
Walters ABC special in December 2008.

Her oldest son Track enlisted in the U.S. Army on September 11, 2007, and
was subsequently assigned to an infantry brigade. He and his unit deployed
to Iraq in September 2008 for 12 months.

She is, quite simply, one of the most talked about people in the US, and
she and Todd will sit down with you and up to four of your friends for
dinner.

Value: Priceless.

Donated by: Sarah Palin.

The opening bid is $25,000.

A background check for all attendees is mandatory. Failure to pass the
background check will result in the winner forfeiting the experience and a
refund given. The dinner experience with Sarah Palin will take place at a
site to determined at a mutually agreed upon time and date to be
determined by Ms. Palin and the winning bidder. Ms Palin may bring up to
three guests of her own. The dinner will be paid for by the seller. There
are no age restrictions but anyone under 16-years-old must be accompanied
by a parent or legal guardian. Winner may take personal photos and allowed
to bring one item of reasonable size i.e. no larger than what can be
carried by hand (t-shirts, books, magazines, etc.) The decision to sign
the item will ultimately be up to Ms. Palin. Respect for Ms. Palin and her
guest(s) is expected at all times. Inappropriate behavior will result in
the conclusion of the experience with no refund.

Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole
discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse
dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning
bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of
suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event
the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be
refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and
thereafter, until a suitable match is determined.

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Come on, right wingnuts.  Five of you can chip in $5,000 a piece, and
before you know it, y'all will be sittin' at an Anchorage 5-star eatery,
munchin' down on some good ol' Alaskan Moose with Sarah and Todd, talkin'
'bout Obama's death panels, his Muslim background, and his lack of
American birthright, while holdin' out for an autographed copy of Sarah's
memoirs (complete with crayons).

Will she have her family photographer available to produce memories of
this magic moment?  You betcha!  *wink*

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown