[Vision2020] MPD Press Release

[Sunil Ramalingam]

See, if Gary were a woman there's no way this post could have been so funny.

Sunil

From: jampot at roadrunner.com
CC: vision2020 at moscow.com
Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:09:42 -0700
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] MPD Press Release










I am somewhat stunned that with the preponderance 
of folks on this list who look to the state for any and 
all answers to life's little dilemmas that the obvious solution 
to this problem hasn't been put forward long ago. All bicyclists must be 
required to take a 16 week training course, pass a stringent written test 
covering regulations and obligations and demonstrate competency before a panel 
of bike safety experts. They must submit to a full background check (with 
fingerprints and DNA sample) and a drug test. They shall obtain a 
state issued license that must be renewed every three years (with a fee adequate 
to cover all attendant costs for implementing and maintaining this new program) 
and they shall be required to carry proof of adequate insurance to cover any 
damage that may befall themselves as well as the scuffed paint of any 
vehicle they come in contact with. Surely this will put an end to the scourge or 
bicycle/automobile mayhem.
 
It's the only reasonable response to the 
problem.
 
g

  
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