[Vision2020] Rocket Scientists Attacked in Pullman

[Tom Hansen]

Joe Campbell suggested:

"I think we should ban golf clubs."

You may be on to something there, Joe.  But not ALL golf clubs, only
assault golf clubs.

I'm not talking about your "Adams A3 OS Sterling 8-piece Women's Full Golf
Set" that give squirrels on the golf course a sporting chance.

No.  I am talking about assault types like your "TaylorMade Burner Plus
Right-handed Graphite Combo Iron Set" that can easily turn a pleasant
friendly round of golf into a blood-drenched shattered carcass in a pool
of blood (or worse yet . . . urin) on the streets of Cougarville.

Seeya round town, Moscow.  And leave your puuter at home.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown