[Vision2020] CDC Alert

[Dave]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly 
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by 
hand, and even electronically.  This virus is called Weekly Overload 
Recreational Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from your boss, any of 
your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH 
IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you 
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the 
premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or 
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and 
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote 
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.  If 
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is 
controlling your life.



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