[Vision2020] FW: How many zeros ?
mark seman
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Sat Jan 3 19:17:30 PST 2009
Food (or number crunching) for thought...
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Subject: FW: How many zeros ?
FUN W/ NUMBERS!!
.
N.
How many zeros in a billion?
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician
use the
Word 'billion' in a casual manner,
think about
whether you want the 'politicians'
spending
YOUR
tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to
comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good
job of
putting that figure into some
perspective in
one of it's releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
Living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on
the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
At the rate our government
Is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in
our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can
learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D),
Is presently asking the Congress for
$250 BILLION
To rebuild New Orleans
Interesting number, What does it mean?
A.
Well, if you are one of
484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child),
you each get $516,528.
B.
Or, if you have one of the 188,251
homes in
New Orleans , your home gets
$1,329,787.
C.
Or, if you are a family of four, your
family gets
$2,066,012.
Washington, D. C.
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of
tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service
Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and
Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100
years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous
in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.
What the heck happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to
'press 1'
For English.
I hope this goes around the
USA
At least 100 times!
What the heck happened?????
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