[Vision2020] FW: How many zeros ?

mark seman fcs at moscow.com
Sat Jan 3 19:17:30 PST 2009


Food (or number crunching) for thought...
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Subject: FW: How many zeros ?


FUN W/ NUMBERS!!


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                                How many zeros in a billion?

                                This is too true to be funny.

                                The next time you hear a politician
use the
                                Word 'billion' in a casual manner,
think about
                                whether you want the 'politicians'
spending
                                YOUR
                                tax money.
                                A billion is a difficult number to
comprehend,
                                but one advertising agency did a good
job of
                                putting that figure into some
perspective in
                                one of it's releases.


                                A.
                                A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

                                B.
                                A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

                                C.
                                A billion hours ago our ancestors were
                                Living in the Stone Age.

                                D.
                                A billion days ago no-one walked on
the earth on two feet.

                                E.
                                A billion dollars ago was only
                                8 hours and 20 minutes,
                                At the rate our government
                                Is spending it.

                                While this thought is still fresh in
our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can
learn with some simple division.


                                Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D),
                                Is presently asking the Congress for
                                $250 BILLION
                                To rebuild New Orleans
                                Interesting number, What does it mean?

                                A.
                                Well, if you are one of
                                484,674 residents of
                                New Orleans
                                (every man, woman, child),
                                you each get $516,528.

                                B.
                                Or, if you have one of the 188,251
homes in
                                New Orleans , your home gets
$1,329,787.

                                C.
                                Or, if you are a family of four, your
family gets
                                $2,066,012.

                                Washington, D. C.

                                < HELLO! >
                                Are all your calculators broken??


                                Accounts Receivable Tax
                                Building Permit Tax
                                CDL License Tax
                                Cigarette Tax
                                Corporate Income Tax
                                Dog License Tax
                                Federal Income Tax
                                Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
                                Fishing License Tax
                                Food License Tax
                                Fuel Perm it Tax
                                Gasoline Tax
                                Hunting License Tax
                                Inheritance Tax
                                Inventory Tax
                                IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of
tax),
                                IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
                                Liquor Tax,
                                Luxury Tax,
                                Marriage License Tax,
                                Medicare Tax,
                                Property Tax,
                                Real Estate Tax,
                                Service charge taxes,
                                Social Security Tax,
                                Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
                                Sales Taxes,
                                Recreational Vehicle Tax,
                                School Tax,
                                State Income Tax,
                                State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
                                Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
                                Telephone Federal Universal Service
Fee Tax,
                                Telephone Federal, State and Local
Surcharge Tax,
                                Telephone Minimum Usage
                                Surcharge Tax,
                                Telephone Recurring and
                                Non-recurring Charges Tax,
                                Telephone State and Local Tax,
                                Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
                                Utility Tax,
                                Vehicle License Registration Tax,
                                Vehicle Sales Tax,
                                Watercraft Registration Tax,
                                Well Permit Tax,
                                Workers Compensation Tax.

                                STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
                                Not one of these taxes existed 100
years ago,
                                and our nation was the most prosperous
in the world.
                                We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.

                                What the heck happened?
                                Can you spell 'politicians!'

                                And I still have to
                                'press 1'
                                For English.

                                I hope this goes around the
                                USA
                                At least 100 times!

                                What the heck happened?????
















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