[Vision2020] Suggestion

[Donovan Arnold]

Right Tom,
 
And here is what would happen;
 
The animal rights groups will fight it for animal cruelty.
 
The Civil Rights groups will demand safer working conditions for the squirrels.
 
The Labor Unions will drive up wages so it isn't profitable and will go into debt
 
We will have to ask Congress to give us a bailout. 
 
And ultimately the UI squirrels will be replaced with migrant squirrels from across the boarder who work for fewer acorns and no benefits. 
 
Best Regards,
 
Donovan

--- On Thu, 1/1/09, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:

From: Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com>
Subject: [Vision2020] Suggestion
To: vision2020 at moscow.com
Date: Thursday, January 1, 2009, 12:13 PM

Now, here is a suggestion worth considering -

The city's snow removal people purchase as many small whisk brooms from 
Tri-State as feasible (maybe a couple thousand).

The city hires the UI or WSU Vet Science people to house and train 
hundreds . . . no . . . make that thousands of squirrels in the skill of 
sweeping snow from sattelite dishes.

The city then leases these sattelite-sweeping rodents out to local 
DirectTV/Dish TV customers at $X per day.

This thought crossed my mind as I went outside to sweep off my sattelite 
dish for the umpteenth time.

Thoughts, Moscow?

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"For a lapse Lutheran born-again Buddhist pan-Humanist Universalist 
Unitarian Wiccan Agnostic like myself there's really no reason ever to go 
to work."

- Roy Zimmerman


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