[Vision2020] Climate e-Mail: All is Revealed

[Ted Moffett]

And then there is the galactic cosmic ray theory for climate change... No,
I'm not joking about this... Read here:

http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2009/10/why-the-continued-interest/
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Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett
On 12/1/09, Ron Force <rforce2003 at yahoo.com> wrote:

>  From George Monbiot (The Guardian)
>
> From: ernst.kattweizel at redcar.ac.uk
>
> Sent: 29 October 2009
>
> To: The Knights Carbonic
>
> Gentlemen, the culmination of our great plan approaches fast. What the
> Master called "the ordering of men's affairs by a transcendent world state,
> ordained by God and answerable to no man", which we now know as Communist
> World Government, advances towards its climax at Copenhagen. For 185 years
> since the Master, known to the laity as Joseph Fourier, launched his scheme
> for world domination, the entire physical science community has been working
> towards this moment.
>
> The early phases of the plan worked magnificently. First the Master's
> initial thesis – that the release of infrared radiation is delayed by the
> atmosphere – had to be accepted by the scientific establishment. I will not
> bother you with details of the gold paid, the threats made and the blood
> spilt to achieve this end. But the result was the elimination of the
> naysayers and the disgrace or incarceration of the Master's rivals. Within
> 35 years the 3rd Warden of the Grand Temple of the Knights Carbonic (our
> revered prophet John Tyndall) was able to "demonstrate" the Master's thesis.
> Our control of physical science was by then so tight that no major
> objections were sustained.
>
> More resistance was encountered (and swiftly dispatched) when we sought to
> install the 6th Warden (Svante Arrhenius) first as professor of physics at
> Stockholm University, then as rector. From this position he was able to
> project the Master's second grand law – that the infrared radiation trapped
> in a planet's atmosphere increases in line with the quantity of carbon
> dioxide the atmosphere contains. He and his followers (led by the Junior
> Warden Max Planck) were then able to adapt the entire canon of physical and
> chemical science to sustain the second law.
>
> Then began the most hazardous task of all: our attempt to control the
> instrumental record. Securing the consent of the scientific establishment
> was a simple matter. But thermometers had by then become widely available,
> and amateur meteorologists were making their own readings. We needed to show
> a steady rise as industrialisation proceeded, but some of these unfortunates
> had other ideas. The global co-option of police and coroners required
> unprecedented resources, but so far we have been able to cover our tracks.
>
> The over-enthusiasm of certain of the Knights Carbonic in 1998 was most
> regrettable. The high reading in that year has proved impossibly costly to
> sustain. Those of our enemies who have yet to be silenced maintain that the
> lower temperatures after that date provide evidence of global cooling, even
> though we have ensured that eight of the 10 warmest years since 1850 have
> occurred since 2001. From now on we will engineer a smoother progression.
>
> Our co-option of the physical world has been just as successful. The
> thinning of the Arctic ice cap was a masterstroke. The ring of secret
> nuclear power stations around the Arctic circle, attached to giant immersion
> heaters, remains undetected, as do the space-based lasers dissolving the
> world's glaciers.
>
> Altering the migratory and reproductive patterns of the world's wildlife
> has proved more challenging. Though we have now asserted control over the
> world's biologists, there is no accounting for the unauthorised observations
> of farmers, gardeners, birdwatchers and other troublemakers. We have
> therefore been forced to drive migrating birds, fish and insects into higher
> latitudes, and to release several million tonnes of plant pheromones every
> year to accelerate flowering and fruiting. None of this is cheap, and ever
> more public money, secretly diverted from national accounts by compliant
> governments, is required to sustain it.
>
> The co-operation of these governments requires unflagging effort. The
> capture of George W Bush, a late convert to the cause of Communist World
> Government, was made possible only by the threatened release of footage
> filmed by a knight at Yale, showing the future president engaged in coitus
> with a Ford Mustang. Most ostensibly capitalist governments remain apprised
> of where their real interests lie, though I note with disappointment that we
> have so far failed to eliminate Vaclav Klaus. Through the offices of
> compliant states, the Master's third grand law has been established: world
> government will be established under the guise of controlling man-made
> emissions of greenhouse gases.
>
> Keeping the scientific community in line remains a challenge. The national
> academies are becoming ever more querulous and greedy, and require higher
> pay-offs each year. The inexplicable events of the past month, in which the
> windows of all the leading scientific institutions were broken and a horse's
> head turned up in James Hansen's bed, appear to have staved off the
> immediate crisis, but for how much longer can we maintain the consensus?
> Knights Carbonic, now that the hour of our triumph is at hand, I urge you
> all to redouble your efforts. In the name of the Master, go forth and
> terrify.
>
> Professor Ernst Kattweizel, University of Redcar. 21st Grand Warden of the
> Temple of the Knights Carbonic.
>
>
>
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