[Vision2020] Fw: Seen This One?

[Sue Hovey]

Well, there are those who would say the U of I isn't a small college, but on the other hand......

Sue H.
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From: Rosilyn Gates 
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Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:34 AM
Subject: Fw: Seen This One?




      Sent from a friend.  Yeah, this makes sense..  


      >  Let me see if I have this straight.....

      > 

      > * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're  

      > "exotic, different."

      > * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,  a quintessential American  

      > story.

      > 

      > * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

      > * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

      > 

      > * Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

      > * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well  

      > grounded.

      > 

      > * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become  

      > the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter  

      > registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12  

      > years as a Constitutional Law professor,  spend 8 years as a State  

      > Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become  

      > chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee,  

      > spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a

      > state of  13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving  

      > on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's  

      > Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

      > * If your total resume is: local weather girl,  4 years on the city  

      > council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000  

      > people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000  

      > people, then you're qualified to become the country's second  

      > highest ranking executive.

      > 

      > * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while  

      > raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches,  

      > you're not a real Christian.

      > * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left  

      > your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're  

      > a Christian.

      > 

      > * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,  

      > including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the  

      > fiber of society.

      > * If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with  

      > no other option in sex education in your state's school system  

      > while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very  

      > responsible.

      > 

      > * If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position  

      > in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner  

      > city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's  

      > values don't represent America's.

      > * If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude",  with at least one  

      > DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to  

      > vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated  

      > the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely  

      > admirable.

      > 

      > 

      > OK, much clearer now.


        



      "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense"

      ~ Tom Clancy







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