[Vision2020] October Surprise: Alien Endorses McCain!

[Tom Hansen]

>From The Weekly World News at:

http://tinyurl.com/6fybza
 
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OCTOBER SURPRISE: ALIEN ENDORSES MCCAIN!

WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his 
endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.

With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political 
kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political 
camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly 
predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.

Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this 
historic shift in allegiances.

Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s 
failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for 
his endorsement.

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Exclusive photo of Alien with Cindy McCain
http://tinyurl.com/5rrhc5

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At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with 
the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious 
intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural 
blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for 
him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and 
worked her charms.

This is not the first time the Alien, who sources say is no prude, has 
been in political “hot water.” During the 2004 election he was 
photographed in a hot tub with Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry. As the 
Alien is now married with children the release of these photos could be 
devastating for him.

What impact this news will have on the election has yet to be determined. 
Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate 
of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance 
with supernatural forces.
 
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Seeya at the polls, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college 
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)


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