[Vision2020] Jesus H. Christ

[Tom Hansen]

Very good point there, Chas.

In the absence of a certified and notarized birth certificate, we cannot 
truly say from where Jesus originated.

However, upon reflection, it can be cited that . . .

"Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew"
http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Jesus_GBHJ.mp3
 
Sing along, Visionaires . . .

Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride

Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too

With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare

The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign

Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend... 

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Rumor has it that Jesus was a Democrat as well, what with His socialized 
health care and all.

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

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"Jesus was a community organizer and Poncius Pilate was a governor."

- Marilyn Trail, sister of Representative Tom trail (September 8, 2008)

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"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college 
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)


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