[Vision2020] More nefarious doings

[Carl Westberg]

After visiting the V2020 archives and catching up somewhat on the scatter-shot writings of a particular poster who does not seem enamored of Barack Obama, I have concluded that Barack Obama was the second gunman on the grassy knoll in Dallas in November 1963 (the fact that he was only 2 years old at the time is a perfect cover), that he was personally responsible for the unfortunate missteps that were the Ford Edsel and Betamax, as well as reality TV, Paris Hilton AND Britney Spears, the disappearances of Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart, mullets, having to sit uncomfortably through a Cialis commercial while sharing the couch with your grandmother ("what was that he said about 4 hours?"  "Oh, nothing, grandma."), the abysmal records of the Vandal and Cougar football teams, the cold mornings we've been experiencing, wide wale corduroy bell bottoms, he is the reason I lost a contact lens, lutefisk is his fault, he is responsible for my cat wanting loudly to be let outside, and right back in again, at 3:00 every morning, bad hair days, the Hindenburg, Budweiser Lime, and those highly irritating styrofoam peanuts.  I'm sure there's much more.   Carl Westberg Jr.

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