[Vision2020] Fw: Fw: Fw: This will help you vote

[deb]

Indeed it will....
Debi R-S
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> -----Original message-----
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> From: rafalen rafalen at turbonet.com
> Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:50:07 -0700
> To: lfalen at turbonet.com
> Subject: Fw: Fw: This will help you vote
>
>
> -----Original message-----
>
> From: "Krista Parkins" bkparkins at cpcinternet.com
> Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:32:43 -0700
> To: Undisclosed-Recipient:
> Subject: Fw: This will help you vote
>
>
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
>
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide 20
>
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small 
> children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around 
> the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, 
> raises the knife, and charges at you.
>
>
> You are carrying a20Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have 
> mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
>
> What do you do?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   20
>
> Democrat's Answer
>
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
>
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
>
> Could we run away?
>
>
> What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his 
> hand?
>
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
>
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>
>
> Why am I carry ing a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this 
> send to society and to my children?
>
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound 
> me?
>
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while 
> he was stabbing me?
>
>
> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
>
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
>
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, 
> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
>
> This is all so confusing!
>
>
> I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a 
> consensus.
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
>
>
> BANG!
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> Redneck's Answer:</ u>
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
> (sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! click
>
>
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or 
> Hollow Points?'
>
>
> Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
>
>
> Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.'
> =
>
>


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