[Vision2020] A Little Saturday Morning Humor

[Tom Hansen]

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked 
about his bill and the barber replies, 

"I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing community service this
week."  The florist was pleased and left the shop. 

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a "thank 
you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, 
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing 
community service this week."  The cop is happy and leaves the shop.  

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a "thank you" 
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he 
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money 
from you.  I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very 
happy and leaves the shop.  

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a "thank you" 
card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" 
and "Becoming More Successful."

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his 
bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing 
community service this week."  The Congressman is very happy and leaves 
the shop.  

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen 
congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the 
citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"People who ridicule others while hiding behind anonymous monikers in chat-
room forums are neither brave nor clever." 

- Latah County Sheriff Wayne Rausch (August 21,
2007)

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