[Vision2020] Big-People Words (some profanity)

[Tom Hansen]

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to 
the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher 
insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was 
always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend.

'I went to visit my Nana'.

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.

She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big 
People' words'.

She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book' he replied.

That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?'

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great 
pride, and said,

'Winnie the Shit'.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"For a lapse Lutheran born-again Buddhist pan-Humanist Universalist 
Unitarian Wiccan Agnostic like myself there's really no reason ever to go 
to work."

- Roy Zimmerman


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