[Vision2020] Presidential Candidate Rap Songs

[Tom Hansen]

Barack Obama RAP anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmMUqTx8GYc
 
First black president of the Harvard Law Review
Soon, the first black pres of the USA too
Graduated Magna Cume Laude, 
resume is enough to make conservatives crazy! 
More class than Mercedes Benz, more doe than Entenmann's, 
topping Google trends, bling blowout the lenz,
got a million friends on my myspace
And they better vote for me or they cant come to my place 
Im the Leader of the Democratic party
they sleep, we still party 
Six ways to Sunday
Poppin the bubbly 
Ya Daddy's in the house wheres ya mommy?

Chorus:
Obama gonna take 2008
Dont need a recount, it ain't no mistake
Representing DNC all across the states 
Yea Im richer than you but dont candidate hate
Obama gonna take 2008 
Obama gonna take 2008 
Obama gonna take 2008 
Everyday my birthday, cuz Im gettin that cake

My money real long, have ya heard john?
Forget a rubberband, I gotta use Oprah's thong. 
Let me show you how I get down when I touchdown,
When I make it rain, mother___ drown
 
Dow Jones down, Im going to the top
McCain's on the dance floor doing the flip flop 
Barack wont stop till we out of Iraq. 
McCain keep your Viagra, Im hard as a rock. 
The ladies still loving how I feel
The fellas love that I keep it real 
The Palin's keep my name out ya grill
Ain't no blacks in Alaska so you don't know the deal
America what you want, tell me what you need
If ya stressed out, I'll legalize weed 
They foreclosed ya home, I'll give you new keys
All ya gotta do is vote for me

Chorus 
Obama gonna take 2008
Don't need a recount, it ain't no mistake
Representing DNC all across the states
Yea Im richer than you but dont candidate hate
Obama gonna take 2008 
Obama gonna take 2008 
Obama gonna take 2008 
Everydays my birthday, cuz Im gettin that cake

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McCain Bring da Pain RAP the McCain Anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whyWXPd4Cvo
 
Senator or soulja
I'm serving this country
For five years I got beat by Charley
I don't play! Ready to lead the first day 
My resume is enough to make liberals choke on lattes 
McCain coming through with another bangaaa
But I'd love to go to 61 with a clothes hanga
pull ya out
show you what change about
ya daddy complaining I put that thang in his mouth
The mac is back
The lac is black 
My gat is blacker 
Fear never a factor

not ya average cracker
But I'm salty though
Got tons of doe 
bout to have more hoes than Home Depot, Woooh!!!! 
McCain silver star captain 
Bringing the pain
Temper stays volatile like Dobermans mayne 
But in the old folks home I'm making it rain
Now Mama what's my name?

Chorus
You thought you were a player 
But didn't know about the game
thought you were Able
But forgot about Cain
I bring the pain what?
I bring the pain what?
I bring the pain what?
Now say my name McCain!
Conservatives, throw ya guns up 
Veterans, lost ya limbs
Then throw ya nubs up 
You see a liberal, you be liberal with dem uppercuts
Duck, hit em up bam!
Forget that soldier boy it's that soldier man Damn!!!!

Second Verse
Now Mccain got the campaign licked, Yeaaaa…
but didn't you have an affair with that lobbyist chick? 
Shit the press makes me sick, 
the only thing she was lobbying for was my dick!
Terrorists dont mess with this
cuz when I strike you'll think Bush was a pacifist
Islamic activist
Cuz Im dropping bombs
Even on Ramma don
Now let a brotha pause and tell you bout my laws
Gay marriage no way,
Tax cuts all day
You want an abortion?
go to Mexico, ask for Jose
he takes cash money
have your girl stitched up ready to go by Monday 
Someone talking shit
Wait hold up
Stop drop shut em down
Now they closed up
Palin got that beam 
to make them liberals lean 
cuz we killing more democratsdreams than Freddy Kugar on ... 
 
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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"For a lapse Lutheran born-again Buddhist pan-Humanist Universalist 
Unitarian Wiccan Agnostic like myself there's really no reason ever to go 
to work."

- Roy Zimmerman


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