[Vision2020] And Now for Something a Little Different (August 28, 2008)

[Tom Hansen]

If you ever decide to take hostages, don't send them on a beer run for you.
http://tinyurl.com/6pk7f5

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Man attempts to siphon gas using electric vacuum.
http://tinyurl.com/6bdz6o

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Man's marriage proposal triggers UFO alert.
http://tinyurl.com/5aafu8

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The DA lost her home to forclosure. The mayor, whom she is prosecuting, 
can't pay his legal bills.
http://tinyurl.com/66pfrv

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McCain's easy solution to health care, just pretend there is no one 
without insurance.
http://tinyurl.com/55aeko

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New variant of the Air Force JDAM satellite-guided bomb now has a laser 
beam installed on it so it can hit moving targets such as a truck full of 
scared insurgents with soiled trousers.
http://tinyurl.com/5ncplo

Seeya at Farmers' Market, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college 
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)


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