[Vision2020] Real Life Launch Service

[Kai Eiselein, editor]

You've got the Church of Kie and the Church of Kai mixed up.
The Church of Kai is a centrist assembly which ponders the fate of mankind 
and souls over grilled bratwurst along with guacamole and chips, washed down 
with beer from a specially lined can.
On high holy days we imbibe in Maker's Mark whiskey until all things become 
clear and we can truly proclaim to be All Knowing.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "david sarff" <davesway at hotmail.com>
To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2007 4:32 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Real Life Launch Service


>
> Isn't the church of Kie an extremist church that advocates: "Don't get 
> mad, get even, and then some"? They do good works and are backed by the 
> self acclaimed moderate, Roger. But that guy can back extremism without 
> even knowing it. Though he's not close to the best, that would be a local 
> member of the church of PAT (Pretend American Theology). But I digress... 
> My local vision network indicates that when the church of all knowing Kie 
> was in Spokane, the founder broke out into a terrorizing fit that was loud 
> and exhausting. Man, what was he thinking? Don't get me wrong I do think 
> church of the all knowing Kie knows it has a lot of potential though. I 
> heard of this guy ,Hiawatha. He did a lot of good after a rough start. He 
> uh, liked to eat people. That is until he met Deganaweda and helped found 
> the six nations from which the US Constitution was modeled after...Oh God, 
> another digression. Dude, Since meat has been huge part of the founding of 
> American spiritual princapals, I'm investing in McChristians. That's the 
> place with the guy pinned to a couple of arches with a reader board below 
> that indicates how many they saved. I think there is a Cowmometer out 
> there too. The funny guy with the big nose and shoes really knows how to 
> sell the meat of the American spirit. I mean, how much more real and down 
> to earth can you get than to bring the family and align your identity with 
> that kind of pastor. Moscow's never been the same since they brought the 
> first church in. It creates jobs for the local health care workers. 
> There's clearly a national demand for their nearly heart stopping 
> services. Dave> Dang, if I just get two people to join the Holy Church of 
> the All Knowing> Kai, it'll have a 200 percent growth rate......> -----  
> Original Message -----> From: "david sarff"> To: "Hooper Brown" ;> Sent: 
> Wednesday, October 03, 2007 10:47 AM> Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Real Life 
> Launch Service>>>>>>>> These folks claim to be the fastest growing church 
> too:>>>> http://www.holyobserver.com/detail.php?isu=v02i05&art=amway>> 
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