[Vision2020] Law School --

[Andreas Schou]

As you all have expressed a tremendous interest in the day-to-day
goings on in my personal life, it is my pleasure to inform you that
(as of today), I have been admitted to law school. This means that I
will no longer be simply a crank with a keyboard, but a crank with a
keyboard, Esquire.

Post graduation, I intend to start a practice devoted solely to
lawsuit threats originating on Vision 2020, which, I am certain, will
keep me buried neck-deep in IOUs.

-- ACS