[Vision2020] Gore Provides Surprising Reason for Son's Behavior

[Sue Hovey]

Not true obviously, and not funny either.  So what's the point?

Sue


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Subject: [Vision2020] Gore Provides Surprising Reason for Son's Behavior


> Gore Provides Surprising Reason for Son's Behavior
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> BERKELEY, CA - By now we all know that Al Gore III, son of the former
> vice president, was arrested last week. Gore III was pulled over for
> driving about 100 mph. During the arrest, police officers found
> marijuana along with several other "medications."
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> The surprise this week is not that the former vice president is
> defending his son; the surprise is the reason he is giving for his
> son's behavior.
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> In a speech at Cal-Berkeley yesterday, Bill Clinton's number 2 said,
> "My son, Al III, has a very sensitive side, especially when it comes to
> the environment. You know how I feel about nature, but my son has taken
> it much farther. He has a deep desire to defend the Mother Goddess
> against all of those evil conservatives who want to destroy her."
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> At that point, the summer-school students who came to listen to Gore
> gave him a standing ovation and shouted, "Impeach Bush! Impeach Bush!"
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> Gore continued, "Last week my son hit a new low. He was just so
> depressed about the state of the environment. I could not cheer him up
> at all. Even the Live Earth concerts could not lift his spirits. My son
> told me, 'Dad, I just can't get past the problem with global warming.
> Our beautiful planet is going to die in less than 25 years due to
> global warming and there isn't anything we can do about it. If only you
> had won the election in 2000!' I reminded him that I actually did win,
> but was robbed in Florida. Anyway, my son was very upset."
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> After a dramatic pause, Gore summed up his son's behavior and arrest,
> "My boy was upset about global warming. The terror that is global
> warming was the cause of his arrest. He was so upset that he
> momentarily lost control of his emotions and began driving too fast.
> The medications he possessed were not enough to help alleviate his
> depression."
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> Gore concluded, "If we would spend less time focusing on sin as the
> cause of people's problems, and begin looking more closely at global
> warming, pollution, and the rapidly decreasing ozone layer, we could
> make some real progress in this country."
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> At the end of the speech, Gore took one question. We at TBNN were
> grateful to supply it. We asked, "If your son is so concerned about the
> environment and global warming, then why was he driving so fast,
> thereby consuming greater amounts of gasoline and expelling extra
> greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere?"
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> Gore answered by simply saying, "Global warming was the cause of his
> arrest." He reportedly quickly departed to catch his private jet to a
> movie premier in Paris.
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