[Vision2020] How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

[heirdoug at netscape.net]

This next tune is dedicated to Nick Gier - Who still can't tell the 
difference!

How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

Via WorldNetDaily:
To the familiar tune in the Sound of Music
by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein

They have egos big and won't eat pig
And burkhas girls must wear
They kneel to pray five times a day
Their buttocks in the air
And underneath their white robes,
They have bomb-vests meant to scare.
I even heard they're moving to our country.

They're always being martyrs
But it only gets them dead
They're always pissed at everything
Except when lopping heads
I'm proud to get to say it
And I very firmly feel
Sharia's not an asset to our planet.

I'd like to say a word while I have time.
Sharia is a crime!

How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you catch that thought and pin it down?
How do you stop a man who wants Sharia?
A Barrett 50 Cal! An M.L.R.S.! MOAB!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them
Many a thing they ought to understand
But how do you make them see,
That Freedom and Liberty,
They really are the best for all of man?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sharia?
Oh, please don't let this headache in your land!

When I read it I'm confused
Can't see how it is excused
I'll never understand about Islam.
Unpredictable as ever
Will you reform? No, we'll NEVER!
It's G*d damning! It's satanic! It's a sham!

They'll never give us rest
Put their babies in bomb-vests.
They would put a ticking time bomb in a school.
They aren't gentle! They're not fun!
Kill a Pontiff? Kill a nun!
You're a liberal? Think they'll stop?
You're a fool!

How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
How do you catch that thought and pin it down?
How do you stop a man who wants Sharia?
A Barrett 50 Cal! An M.L.R.S! MOAB!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them
Many a thing they ought to understand
But how do you make them see,
That Freedom and Liberty,
They really are the best for all of man?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sharia?
Oh, please don't let this headache in your land!


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