[Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News
keely emerinemix
kjajmix1 at msn.com
Wed Jan 3 17:13:26 PST 2007
I'm smart enough, I think, to understand indirect reference, even hyperbole,
and I surely concur that in many ways Christ Church is a threat to the
Gospel and to our community. But I had the same gut-clutch as Kerry when I
read "Doug Farris: Sad News," and as obnoxious as I find him to be, he does
not exist to be a target of mockery. Heirdoug is not that important to the
doctrines and operations of the Kirk, but he is important to a lot of people
who would be upset to hear of his demise.
keely
From: "Art Deco" <deco at moscow.com>
To: "Vision 2020" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News
Date: Wed, 3 Jan 2007 16:54:43 -0800
For those that pay closer attention when reading and are familiar with the
literary device of indirect reference:
There is a warning in the post, unpopular with some, below. It is a warning
about a real threat that exists, but that threat does not come from or refer
to me in any way.
If you still do not understand the last sentence of the post at issue, here
are two hints:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
If you still don't get it, as I suspect Gary Crabtree and Kerry Becker never
will, I can repost Greg Dickison's chilling Christ Church dicta published in
Credenda Agenda under the urgings of which almost all the world's population
would be put to death.
W.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andreas Schou" <ophite at gmail.com>
To: "Art Deco" <deco at moscow.com>
Cc: "Vision 2020" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 1:16 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Doug Farris: Sad News
> Wayne --
>
> Seriously, dude. You've got a Ph.D. I thought you were maybe a little
> more mature than this. Not to mention the fact that it's vaguely
> threatening.
>
> -- ACS
>
> On 1/3/07, Art Deco <deco at moscow.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Some very sad news to report about Doug Farris:
>>
>> His brain surgery, unfortunately, was not a success. In fact, it left
>> poor
>> Farris even more incapacitated. While witlessly wandering on Moscow
>> Mountain one evening, Doug met a tragic fate symbolized by:
>>
>>
http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Doug%20Farris%20Ingested%20%20R.I.P.jpg
>>
>>
>>
>> One positive note, however, is that through the normal processes of
>> nature,
>> parts of Farris were egested and distributed by his ingestor. Thus,
>> parts
>> of Farris became part of:
>>
>>
http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Parts%20of%20Doug%20Farris%20Recycled.jpg
>>
>>
>>
>> Those few scant remains that were recovered by a search party were
>> shipped
>> and processed (becoming diesel fuel) at:
>>
>> http://users.moscow.com/waf/images/V%202000/Rendering%20Plant.jpg
>>
>>
>> A lesson to be learned from this dreadful incident, especially for
>> members
>> of the cult which he lovingly but mindlessly belonged: The ovine ought,
>> at
>> all times, be extremely wary of self-absorbed, proficient, stealthy
>> predators without conscience, else they suffer a fate symbolically not
>> unlike the naive, puerile Farris (R.I.P).
>>
>>
>> Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)
>> deco at moscow.com
>>
>> =======================================================
>> List services made available by First Step Internet,
>> serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994.
>> http://www.fsr.net
>> mailto:Vision2020 at moscow.com
>> =======================================================
>>
>>
>
=======================================================
List services made available by First Step Internet,
serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994.
http://www.fsr.net
mailto:Vision2020 at moscow.com
=======================================================
_________________________________________________________________
The MSN Entertainment Guide to Golden Globes is here. Get all the scoop.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/globes2007/?icid=nctagline2
More information about the Vision2020
mailing list