[Vision2020] Real Newspaper Ads

[J Ford]

FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8  years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.

FREE  PUPPIES:
1/2  Cocker Spaniel,  1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE  PUPPIES...
Mother,  AKC German Shepherd.
Father,  Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND  DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks  like a rat ... been out a while.
Better  be a reward.

COWS,  CALVES:  NEVER BRED.
Also  1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC  TRACK
$300  Hardly used,  call Chubby.

GEORGIA  PEACHES
California  grown -  89 cents lb.

JOINING  NUDIST COLONY!
Must  sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING  DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN  ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call  Stephanie.

AND  THE BEST ONE :

FOR  SALE BY OWNER:
Complete  set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent  condition
$1,000  or best offer
No  longer needed,  got married last  month.
Wife knows  everything.




J  :]

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