[Vision2020] The Gifts of Ann Richards (Molly Ivins)

[Tom Hansen]

>From today's (September 16, 2006) Spokesman Review -

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The Gifts of Ann Richards 
Molly Ivins 
September 16, 2006

She was so generous with her responses to other people. If you told Ann
Richards something really funny, she wouldn't just smile or laugh, she would
stop and break up completely. She taught us all so much - she was a great
campfire cook. Her wit was a constant delight. One night on the river on a
canoe trip, while we all listened to the next rapid, which sounded like
certain death, Ann drawled, "It sounds like every whore in El Paso just
flushed her john." 

She knew how to deal with teenage egos: Instead of pointing out to a kid who
was pouring charcoal lighter on a live fire that he was idiot, Ann said,
"Honey, if you keep doing that, the fire is going to climb right back up to
that can in your hand and explode and give you horrible injuries, and it
will just ruin my entire weekend." 
 
She knew what it was like to have four young children and to be so tired you
cried while folding the laundry. She knew and valued wise women such as
Virginia Whitten and Helen Hadley. 

At a long-ago political do at Scholz Garten in Austin, everybody who was
anybody was there meetin' and greetin' at a furious pace. A group of us got
the tired feet and went to lean our butts against a table at the back wall
of the bar. Perched like birds in a row were Bob Bullock, then state
comptroller; moi; Charles Miles, the head of Bullock's personnel department;
and Ms. Ann Richards. Bullock, 20 years in Texas politics, knew every sorry,
no-good sumbitch in the entire state. Some old racist judge from East Texas
came up to him, "Bob, my boy, how are you?" 

Bullock said, "Judge, I'd like you to meet my friends: This is Molly Ivins
with the Texas Observer." 

The judge peered up at me and said, "How yew, little lady?" 

Bullock, "And this is Charles Miles, the head of my personnel department."
Miles, who is black, stuck out his hand, and the judge got an expression on
his face as though he had just stepped into a fresh cowpie. He reached out
and touched Charlie's palm with one finger, while turning eagerly to the
pretty, blond, blue-eyed Ann Richards. "And who is this lovely lady?" 

Ann beamed and replied, "I am Mrs. Miles." 

One of the most moving memories I have of Ann is her sitting in a circle
with a group of prisoners. Ann and Bullock had started a rehab program in
prisons, the single most effective thing that can be done to cut recidivism
(George W. Bush later destroyed the program). The governor of Texas looked
at the cons and said, "My name is Ann, and I am an alcoholic." 

She devoted untold hours to helping other alcoholics, and anyone who ever
heard her speak at an AA convention knows how close laughter and tears can
be. 

I have known two politicians who completely reformed the bureaucracies they
were elected to head. Bob Bullock did it by kicking ass at the comptroller's
until hell wouldn't have it. Fear was his m.o. Ann Richards did it by
working hard to gain the trust of the employees and then listening to what
they told her. No one knows what's wrong with a bureaucracy better than the
bureaucrats who work in it.

The 1990 race for governor was one of the craziest I ever saw, with Ann
representing "New Texas." 

Republican nominee Claytie Williams was a perfect foil, down to his boots,
making comments that could be construed as racist and sexist. Ann was the
candidate of everybody else, especially for women. She represented all of us
who have lived with and learned to handle good ol' boys, and she did it with
laughter. The spirit of the crowd that set off from the Congress Avenue
Bridge up to the Capitol the day of Ann's inauguration was so full of spirit
and joy. I remember watching San Antonio Mayor Henry Cisneros that day with
tears running down his cheeks because Chicanos were finally included. 

Ann got handed a stinking mess: Damn near every state function was under
court order. The prisons were so crowded, dangerous convicts were being let
loose. She had a long, grinding four years and wound up fixing all of it.
She always said you could get a lot done in politics if you didn't need to
take credit. 

But she disappointed many of her fans because she was so busy fixing what
was broken, she never got to change much. The '94 election was a God, gays
and guns deal. Annie had told the legislature that if they passed a
right-to-carry law, she would veto it. They did, and she did. At the last
minute, the NRA launched a big campaign to convince the governor that we
Texas women would feel ever so much safer if we could just carry guns in our
purses. 

Said Annie, "Well, you know that I am not a sexist, but there is not a woman
in this state who could find a gun in her handbag."

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Vandalville, Idaho

"I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look
ahead, you never look back."

- Ann Richards (1933-2006)


"Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his
mouth."

- Ann Richards (1933-2006)