[Vision2020] Scene From an Italian Restaurant (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

Scene From an Italian Restaurant ...

A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian woman and has continued
the affair for a few years.

One night, over dinner at the mistress's favorite Italian restaurant, she
confides in him that she's pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offers to pay her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. And if she
stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agrees, but asks how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
everything discreet, he tells her to mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. Upon receiving the postcard, he would then arrange
for child support.

About 9 months later, the man comes home to his extremely confused wife.

"Honey," she replies, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he says.

The wife obeys, and watches as her husband reads the card, turns white, and
faints.

On the card was written, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

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Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.

- Author Unknown
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