[Vision2020] “The First 100 Days If Democrats Win”

[heirdoug at netscape.net]

"The First 100 Days If Democrats Win" from James Lileks of the 
Minneapolis Star Tribune:
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Day 1: Party like it’s 1992; citizenship for all Gitmo detainees; a 
blanket amnesty; and a "Circle of Healing" ceremony held on the Capitol 
steps.
Day 2: The troops in Iraq will leave, walking in reverse, as if someone 
is playing the tape backwards; special construction brigades will 
quickly repair all the buildings destroyed since the 2003 invasion; and 
the last American out will reinstall Saddam. Thereafter, whenever 
someone criticizes America for invading Iraq, we'll look quizzical and 
say we don’t know what they’re talking about.
Day 3: Bush tax cuts repealed, so the upper 10 percent in income pay 67 
percent of all federal taxes instead of 66 percent. That will make all 
the difference.
Day 4: Peace Corps sent en masse to Middle East to apologize personally 
to everyone and hand out gas-soaked flags and matchbooks. Burn one on 
us! Don't you love us now?
Day 5: Peace Corps Hostage Negotiation Unit commissioned.
Day 6: Gay marriage legalized by congressional voice vote, so no one 
has to go on record. (This allows gay Democratic congressmen to vote no 
without being outed.)
Days 7-100: Impeachment hearings. Sure, Pelosi has said she's against 
them. But as she promised: The children will be in charge.




They're cranky if they don’t get their way.

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