[Vision2020] BSU - IDAHO

[TIM RIGSBY]

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Popular Nicknames for Boise State:

Riverside Tech
Boise Junior College
Micron Tech
Commuter U.
Boy's State
Treasure Valley Community College
DonkeyVille
Boise School of Truck Driving


Top 10 Reasons to go to BSU

10. It's a notch better than LCSC.
9. Anyone with a pulse can get in.
8. Duck hunting is great on the blue turf.
7. You can still live at home with Mom and Dad.
6. Plenty of parental supervision because most students are
parents.
5. Easy to find your way around Greek Row; there's only one house.
4. If you can't hack a 4 year program, they still give out 2 year
associate degrees.
3. One of the top Truck-Driving programs in the Northwest.
2. Taco Bell Arena
1. You can't get accepted at the University of Idaho.

Q: Why does Bronco Stadium have artificial turf?
A: So the BSU cheerleaders won't graze. And they had to paint it blue just 
to make sure.

Q: Why do the BSU football players have holes all over their faces?
A: Coach Hawkins let them try eating with forks.

Q: What do a BSU student and a U of I student have in common?
A: They both got into BSU.

Q: What do you call a Bronco in a 3-piece suit?
A: The defendant.

Q: How do you get a former BSU Bronco off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: Did you hear about the Bronco linebacker that stole the Police Car?
A: He saw the "911" on the side &thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Did you hear about the new Bronco Honor System?
A: Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a Bronco with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: Why are Broncos and their bandwagon fans like laxatives?
A: They both irritate the crap out of you.

Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Bronco Stadium?
A: A visitor.



*There's an Idaho Vandal driving from Moscow to Boise and a Boise State 
Bronco driving from Boise to Moscow. In the middle of the night, with no 
other cars on the road, they run into each other outside of Riggins.
The Vandal crawls out of his car, surveys the twisted wreckage and says, 
"Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bronco scrambles out of his car, 
looks over the wreckage and says to himself, "I can't believe I survived 
this wreck!"
The Bronco walks over to the Vandal and says, "Hey man, I think this is a 
sign from heaven that we should put aside our petty differences and live as 
friends instead of arch-rivals."
The Vandal thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right. 
We should be friends. Now, I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck."
The Vandal goes over to his wrecked car, pops open the trunk, and pulls out 
a brand new bottle of Jack Daniels. He walks back over to the Bronco and 
says, "I think this is another sign from heaven. Let's toast our new found 
friendship and understanding." The Bronco says, "You're damn right!" and 
grabs the bottle and takes a couple of big swallows of the Jack Daniels. He 
hands the bottle back to the Vandal and says, "Here, it's your turn."The 
Vandal puts the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait 
until after the state cop leaves."



*Four alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different 
Northwest School, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at 
their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of 
them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the 
mountain, and finally, as they reached the top, the WSU Cougar hurled 
himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for WSU!" as he fell to his 
doom. Not wanting to be out done, the UW Huskie threw himself off the 
mountain, proclaiming "This is for UW!"Seeing this, the Vandal walked over 
and shouted "This is for the U of I!" and threw the Bronco off the side of 
the mountain.

Tim

" 'Politics is the art of controlling your environment.' That is one of the 
key things I learned in these years, and I learned it the hard way. Anybody 
who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted 
and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid War on the other side of 
the World -- or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public 
property -- or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons -- or 
locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and 
twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it 
matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will 
wish you had voted." - Hunter S. Thompson


***** Original material contained herein is Copyright 2006, Timothy J 
Rigsby.
Do not copy, forward, excerpt, or reproduce outside the Vision 2020 forum
without the express written permission of the author.*****

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