[Vision2020] Quote of Interest

[Tom Hansen]

"No Clue" Farris stated:

"I liked Kirk Douglas as Sparticus.... He made a good slave."

So . . . tell us, "No Clue".  How long have you had this fantasy of Kirk
Douglas attired in a slave costume?  This is like a whole new side of you,
the side whose private phone number is kept on Ted Haggard's speed dial.

I can almost hear Ted Haggard (or is it Mark Foley?) singing in the
background in a parody to Billy Paul's "Me and Mrs. Jones":

"Me and Lemon-O, we got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it go now."

With Ted Haggard having been "outed" from the New Life Church as its senior
pastor, this leaves one question:

Which of you is the concubine?

Hey, if you want to keep it on the down low, I understand.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"