[Vision2020] The little gray cells

[Joan Opyr]

> From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com 
> [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com] On Behalf Of 
> ToeKneeTime at aol.com
> Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:48 PM
> To: joanopyr at moscow.com
> Cc: vision2020 at moscow.com
> Subject: [Vision2020] Re: A response to Mr. Opyr.....
>  
> Joan,
>  
> I've been accused of being illogical by your group.  Yet your 
> invitation to Ed, Dick and I was predicated on a faulty premise: that 
> I have ever claimed to know all there is to know about human sexuality 
> and relationships.  None of the 3 of us has ever, of course, made such 
> a silly claim and you know that.  Perhaps you should enroll in Joe's 
> logic course this year.
>  
> So much for your qualifications as an editor and commentator.... 
>  
> The fact that I have been married once and divorced, has no bearing on 
> my position with regard to "gay marriage".  You know this but choose 
> to deploy that argument because it is superficial and fallacious and 
> thus appeals to the liberal mind.  I'm sure you'll receive the 
> requisite plaudits from your slavish devotees.  But you will still be 
> WRONG Joan.  You will still be a MISFIT.  You will still LINGER ALONG 
> THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY.  And you will continue to FAIL TO FIT IN.
>  
> In closing, let me remind you that MANY inappropriate, twisted and 
> unhealthy relationships persist for DECADES.  Their longevity is 
> hardly proof that they are loving and proper.
>  
> --Tony 

You see, Captain Hastings, the little gray cells, they are working 
overtime.  Poirot, he wonders, why does this ToeKnee Time, who lives in 
the stinking Lewiston where they make what you call "the ass rag," 
spend so many of the precious hours on the Moscow community chat group? 
  Why does he not have the life?  And Poirot sees, quelque chose qui 
cloche!  Something there is which does not ring right!  The ToeKnee and 
the Ed and the Dick, they have the occipital bun and the brow ridge, 
no?  And these have not been popular with the women since the cave 
painting in Lascaux.  They also have the un-ironed shirts, the unwashed 
socks, and the -- how you say? -- woman-fearing bitterness that tell 
Poirot that ToeKnee, Dick and Ed are unsuccessful in matrimony.  They 
cannot sustain the healthy adult relationship, n'est-ce pas?

Oui!  C'est ca l'amour!  Le Trois de Stooges will not answer Poirot's 
question.  They will slip and slide, evade and avoid, but Poirot -- he 
knows the truth.  And Poirot's eye, it shall pity.  He is not like the 
Greg Dickison.  No!  Poirot, he recommends the long session avec le 
shrink de Viennese.  He thinks that perhaps the therapy will do the 
great good.  The therapy for five or ten years, and then le Cialis, or 
les popsicle sticks et le duct tape.

-- Dictated to Miss Lemon by Monsieur Hercule Poirot, 5/15/2006   
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