[Vision2020] All men are cremated equal

[Joan Opyr]

Dear Visionaries:

It's Monday morning.  Ho-hum.  Do you find that you're feeling both 
humorous and morbid?  Are you perhaps wondering what happened to Brian 
Keith, Sebastian, Cabot, and Anissa Jones, i.e., the dead members of 
the cast of "Family Affair?"  Do you need a new and interesting T-shirt 
to wear to church, something to remind yourself and your fellow 
parishioners that the grave yawns six-by-six-by-three for all of us?  
(Or is it six-by-six-by-four?  Or six-by-six-by-six for Pavarotti.)  If 
so, then you might want to visit one or all of the following websites.  
Don't ask how I happened across them.  It's a long story that begins 
with my working on Auntie Establishment's latest Co-op Newsletter 
column, moves on (somehow) to one of only two still-living "Family 
Affair" cast members, Johnny Whitaker, and goes from there to the 
aforementioned yawning grave.

http://www.findadeath.com/
http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/acb/coroner/signpost.htm
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/tshirts.htm

You learn something new every day.  Who knew that the LA Coroner's 
Office had a gift shop, or that their motto is "We're dying for your 
business?"

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com

PS: The other "Family Affair" cast member to have cheated death right 
up to the present day is Kathy Garver, who played Sissy.  You needed to 
know that; you really did.
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