[Vision2020] Condom in Doug's boxie

[debismith at moscow.com]

Responding to Doug reporting a * mailbox condom bombing*  to the police (we know it wasn't a 
condom belonging to Mr. Pez Despenser, as he obviously has never used one):

Don't quite know what to make of this report. What with Doug's history of
claiming he is being attacked, making claims that *Intoleristas* are
targeting him, and shouting from the rooftops that any icky acts are
perpetrated solely on him....Well, you'all get the drift. Doug and his good ole boys can
get up to all kinds of nasty highjinks--boys will be boys, dontcha
know---but the minute something happens to Dougie, call out the militia,
'cause the Preacher Done Been Hit. 

Doug's position in the community obviously exempts him from the
run-of-the-mill icky-sticky stuff the rest of us experience. Remember the XMas
lights at NSA? How many others in Moscow had lights vandalised? Who but Dougie 
called in an air strike? 

Sorry you got randomized, Doug. Welcome to the club of Random Ass Victims Express 
(RAVE). Have a lovely evening. Big Damn Deal.

Once again, Doug---Get Over Your Fat Old Self!! Every last Intolerista on the whole
flippin' Palouse has better things to do than pretend to jack off in your
silly little mailbox. If you are feeling embattled, try some human
kindness directed towards your neighbors, a little humility about your failings, sip a tad of the 
cup of generosity. Just stop blaming the blameless, and recognize that you are exactly the
same as the rest of humanity---not above reproach, not above average, not
above random acts of idiocy (which you should understand, having
perpetrated quite a few), and not important enough for your true enemies
to bother with something this dumb. We are, in fact, plotting something MUCH bigger than that 
condom......now you can really lose some sleep......

Smoke and mirrors!! Paranoia!!!  Self involvement!!!  Hubris, Thy Name is Wilson......

Debi R-S