[Vision2020] Apropos of nothing

[Adams 2020]

"Robert Langdon awoke slowly."

That's one's pretty bad.

A!

On 6/13/06, Carl Westberg <carlwestberg846 at hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> The winner of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, wherein one writes only the first
> line of a bad novel:  First prize:  "The sun oozed over the horizon,
> shoved
> aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers,
> pushed
> through the castle window, revealing the privileged princess, hand at
> throat, crown asunder, gasping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden
> amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's
> deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!"    My favorite:  "Stanley looked
> quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do."   Carl
> Westberg Jr.
>
>
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