[Vision2020] Classical Christian hypocrisy?

[Taro Tanaka]

J Ford wrote:

>Homosexuals do NOT choose to be that way.

This is true. J Ford and I are in complete agreement. Homosexuals don't 
choose to be homosexuals, heteros don't choose to be hetero, bisexuals don't 
choose to be bi, and zoophiles don't choose to be zoophiles. The only 
sinning is when people violate their God-given natural inclinations by 
conforming to what society expects of them. Thus the many thousands of 
homosexuals who were married to people of the opposite sex, sometimes for 
decades, having had in some documented cases as many as a dozen children 
with their spouse, were sinning against their God-given homosexual natures 
by having taken sacred oaths of lifelong faithfulness to a person of the 
opposite sex. Because, you see, people can't choose to be the way they are. 
They can only choose to go with the flow or to go against it in order to 
conform to what an intolerant society demands. And thus the bisexual who has 
sex with only people of one sex is violating his or her own true nature; he 
or she MUST have sex with people of both sexes in order to be right with 
God. By logical extension this applies to zoophiles as well. If a man and 
his bitch, or his ewe, are in a committed monogamous relationship -- or even 
a polyamorous relationship -- who are we to complain?

As for child molestation, the law is clear: the young person must wait until 
midnight on the day that he reaches the age where he can legally give 
consent. Have sexual contact one second before midnight, and the adult party 
is an incorrigible pervert who must be imprisoned for life. Wait until the 
stroke of midnight, and suddenly the relationship becomes sacred and 
beautiful: strap it on baby and be all the God created you to be! We all 
rejoice with you.

Of course, there is the delicate matter that the legal age of consent varies 
from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, and from era to era. This necessarily 
means that the definition of "incorrigible pervert who must be incarcerated 
for life" also varies accordingly. Fortunately NAMBLA and the Charity, 
Freedom and Diversity (NVD) Party are working with the United Nations to 
establish uniform international standards that will set the legal age of 
consent at 12 years, except in the case of animals, where the age of consent 
would be 12 to 24 months depending on the size, weight, and species of the 
animal.

Of course the Bible also has many things to say about such matters, but that 
is all the handiwork of homophobic, patriarchal Neocon redactors and can 
safely be dismissed as the lunatic ravings of savages, except for the part 
where Jesus commands us not to pass judgment on other people, unless they 
happen to be Bible-thumpers. As always, thank you, J Ford, for enlightening 
us with your profound insights and wisdom.

-- Princess Sushitushi

_________________________________________________________________
Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today it's FREE! 
http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/