[Vision2020] Bush's Disasters Are All Too Easy to Spot (Molly Ivins)

[Tom Hansen]

>From today's (January 29, 2006) Spokesman Review -

 

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Sometimes, the hardest part is keeping a straight face, Molly Ivins says.

 

Bush's disasters are all too easy to spot 

 

Molly Ivins 

Creators Syndicate

January 29, 2006

 

AUSTIN, Texas - Several great minds were asked to help think up interview
questions for George W. Bush. I liked, "Are you the worst president since
James Buchanan, or have you never heard of him?" 

 

Sorry about the snarkiness quotient, but is there anything these folks can't
screw up - and then refuse to own up to? Iraq is the most difficult to judge
because it's so far away. I can find no indication - from hours of
electricity available to amount of oil being pumped to number of dead people
- that hints at any improvement. 

 

On the other hand, even though I don't think it's my job, I can't prove that
pulling out won't make things worse. Judging the good news-bad news volume
from Iraq took such an exceptional lurch to ludicrous, it's now difficult to
even try to judge it with a straight face. 

 

(For those of you who missed it: The Pentagon is now investigating itself to
find out why it was paying American soldiers to write phony stories about
how well things are going in Iraq and then paying a politically connected
Republican public relations firm to in turn bribe Iraqi news outlets to run
the phony stories. Presumably, this fooled a lot of Iraqis.) 

 

In matters closer to home, however, it is not that hard to miss total
disaster when you see it. The Medicare prescription drug benefit comes to
mind. As governmental screw-ups go, it ranks up there with Katrina, which in
turn is the latest in a parade of fiascoes inspiring the administration to
an impressive level of dishonesty. 

 

Following its usual M.O., the administration's first step on Katrina was to
clam up on all the information possible about how the government handled it.
Why should a congressional committee have any right to question the Bush
administration? Whom do they think they represent? 

 

I couldn't even bring myself to snicker at poor Joe Lieberman, chairman of
the committee trying to find out what went wrong, as he forlornly announced
a "near total lack of cooperation." Despite his record as a Bush toady,
Lieberman couldn't get enough information to even start on the problem. 

 

The committee had one interesting item - Bush had claimed that "no one
anticipated" New Orleans would be leveled. Turns out they not only expected
it, but the Department of Homeland Security sent an urgent warning to the
White House situation room, saying Katrina will likely leave "the New
Orleans metro area submerged for weeks or months." 

 

Meanwhile, the White House informed Louisiana reps it would not be
supporting legislation for a federally financed reconstruction program for
the area, despite Bush's promise to make it the grandest reconstruction
since the Marshall Plan. 

 

Looking on the bright side, this may yet turn out to be a good thing, since
a new audit of the federally financed reconstruction in Iraq indicates -
well, a great deal left to be desired. That would be counting untold
billions of dollars wasted, millions left lying around in footlockers and
filing cabinets, millions gambled away and - here's a note - three Iraqis
who fell to their death in a repaired hospital elevator that had been
certified as safe. 

 

I also like the one about the contractor who got $100,000 to refurbish an
Olympic-sized swimming pool (clearly a high priority in war-torn Iraq) but
only polished the pumps. Well, polished pumps are nice. 

 

Governance in this administration is like Casey Stengel with the early Mets:
"Doesn't anybody here know how to play this game?" But lest you think I do
nothing but pick on the Bushies, let me devote some loving attention to the
best Congress money can buy. 

 

Last month, in a closed-door, Republican-only "conference committee"
meeting, a $22 billion change was inserted at the last minute. The taxpayers
were supposed to get $26 billion in relief over 10 years by altering a
formula for Medicare reimbursement. But lo, many insurance lobbyists for the
HMOs knew about the committee meeting attended only by Republicans, who
helpfully lowered the savings estimate of the formula to $4 billion and
handed the other $22 billion back to the insurance industry. 

 

We can certainly see how serious the Republicans are about "reform" - we
can't wait to pay, er, hear more. One sign to look for would be if they stop
calling it "lobby reform" and call it "congressional reform," instead.

 

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Take care, Moscow.

 

Tom Hansen

Moscow, Idaho

 

"Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil
and steady dedication of a lifetime." 

--Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.

 

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